|Emily AC: Multi-Talented Comedian||
So--I do a lot of activity on facebook and twitter. I don't have a lot of followers, yet, but I get new people on both platforms, everyday. I'm TRYING to get acquainted with instagram--but there isn't a lot of awesome stuff to take pictures of around where I go...
I friended a fundamentalist christian on facebook that I'd been familiar with--and fighting with--on facebook for years. I had two thoughts: "Give her the benefit of the doubt that she can friend an Atheist and set differences aside," and "She's probably not going to do it, and if she doesn't--let her have it!"
She's still my friend on Facebook--just look her up: Margaret Piper.
She insinuated I was the antichrist for not paying any attention to her dribble and just making fun of her. And before someone BOTHERS to say something as pathetic as: "You're just stooping to her level," why don't you consider, for two seconds, that when people are acting like dickheads--because they are suffering from mental illness--you can't sit and respond in kind if you expect them to take you seriously.
Thus is the nature of the beast, folks. The beast suffers a psychopathic fit when they need to eat--usually meaning that they need to kill. If people go psycho for their religion and they denigrate other people because of it--you can't be as moronic to say, "it's their religion and it must be respected!" NOPE! Respect is assumed of a person until they show they are a threat to someone. Then--all respect can now be lost, and you need to start in with the ridicule.
Why the fuck is that, Emily??? I thought you said you were a master of psychology--how, then, can you say that it's GOOD to ridicule some people???
Let me give you a quick rundown of reality... Reality in humans and animals, ALIKE. See--all throughout the animal kingdom, animals use democratic systems to decide how herds and flocks will go. We, obviously, think the same way. All throughout the animal kingdom--ridicule, not beating, not lock-up, RIDICULE is what's used to get a bad bird to fly straight.
Now, then, you don't ridicule a person for wearing oddly matched clothes... Not for having a cleft chin... Not for being black, white, whatever race, creed... NOTHING LIKE THAT! You ONLY ridicule when someone is acting up! If you want people to start behaving WELL you MUST ridicule them when they do something ATROCIOUS! This is natural in religious argument, because most religious people think something horrible about someone, somewhere.
Richard Dawkins is ABSOLUTELY RIGHT when he tells you to ridicule the religious assholes that plague us. Just make sure you're not bashing the people that aren't causing harm. That's it.
When some chick or dude says that a woman has no right to abort her baby if she was raped by her dad or something... That's when you call them a MOTHER FUCKER! Yes! Stoop to that level! You see--no matter WHAT your argument is, as long as there are talking heads on tv spewing religious garbage like that everywhere--you can be sure that the mentally ill religious will sound to their tune.
You need to let them know that YOU DISAGREE! You HATE them for wanting to treat someone else like that! You tell them that they are EVIL for thinking such a thing about another person! For THIS particular scenario, all you have to do is tell them that a woman has every right to tell a god that he or she can't decide if incestuous rape upon a woman is an acceptable way to impregnate her and you won't stand for it. Then you let them know that you think they are a DUMBASS PIECE OF SHIT for thinking something like that is ok for a master to do to their slave!
And when they try and give you crap about the devil or free will or some shit (like they always do--because you can't have new arguments for old trash) then you REMIND them that their god is omnipotent... MEANING... The deity decided, already, what was going to happen in the person's life. They created EVERYTHING KNOWING WHAT WOULD HAPPEN--THIS IS WHAT IT WANTED! The deity that the person believes in IS A PSYCHOPATH!
Then you say that ANYONE that would WORSHIP a PSYCHOPATH, in your opinion, doesn't have all their marbles!!
SO!! Am I offensive??? You're god-damn right I'm offensive! Why???? BECAUSE MOTHER-FUCKING RELIGION IS THE ULTIMATE OFFENSE!
Here's the inherent BEAUTY of christianity, specifically (and judaism, and muslimism--whatever you call it), it tells you DIRECTLY in the bible NOT to do things that will help you achieve overall happiness--AND it tells you to do things that will CAUSE YOU UNHAPPINESS! YUP!
And if you so much as QUESTION it--you are doomed to fire! Don't you see a very OBVIOUS GLARING PROBLEM WITH IT RIGHT THERE???
The book tells you how to eat poorly--which causes mental illness
it tells you how to properly sell your daughter into slavery--which would exacerbate psychopathy
it tells you that masturbation and sex are both bad (when both maintain happiness levels)
it tells you to hate other people--which causes you mental illness
it tells you to think you are BETTER than other people--which is a symptom of psychopathy
In fact--there are just a host of things the bible tells you to do that are actually psychopathic in nature. When followers get so deep in their psychosis they kill in the name of god--and fight wars in the name of god. Followers also don't give a shit about the planet--which continues to get MORE FUCKED UP BY THE DAY... AND EXPERTS ARE SAYING WE'RE HEADED FOR TOTAL GLOBAL EXTINCTION AND THESE FUCK-TARDS ARE STILL LA-DI-DA-ING ABOUT GAYS GETTING MARRIED!
SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU MINDLESS LEMMINGS! YOU'VE GOT TO SNAP OUT OF YOUR DELUSIONS!
Look... I am slightly psychopathic right now. I shall admit this. I am aiding my psychopathy for one reason, only... I hate winning. Psychopathy makes you want to WIN! I WANT TO WIN MY WORLD! I WANT TO WIN IT FOR ALL OF THE PLANTS AND ANIMALS ON IT THAT ARE ALIVE!
I actually have a viable method of socialism and I know how to get people's happiness levels up, immediately. This can go global in a matter of hours thanks to facebook and twitter. We need to work on happiness levels, first, then teach... then people will hop on over to socialism.
BUT YOU'VE GOT TO HELP YOUR ANTICHRIST GET KNOWN, FOLKAREENOS! SPREAD YOUR HAPPY ANTICHRIST LIKE A HELLO KITTY PLAGUE OF NICE-NICE!!!
And start using your facebook and twitter to define YOURSELF. Don't give a shit about how you APPEAR! You should NOT be ashamed of who you are... If you ARE ashamed of yourself--change or decide that you've got nothing to fear about being yourself!