|Emily AC: Multi-Talented Comedian||
Yer prolly like... what the fuck won't you talk about...
People... misconceptions... misunderstandings...
I don't like when I don't get stuff... people don't usually try to trick me... they just stop talking altogether.
They don't leave me weird coded messages and shit like that. I don't understand that type of behavior with regard to me. I don't care how I seem on stage or in prose... it's not the same as reality when you are performing.
During a performance... you are trying to convey a message... reality isn't always involved... or it's dumbed down... or exaggerated... whatever you think will work to build your audience.
A person-to-person conversation is another story. That's the truest reality. Unless you are planning on being a dick to me--you shouldn't have any qualms about coming over and saying, 'hello.'
If you can't explain yourself... but if you do sneaky things (and rude things), instead... wtf am I supposed to think about you? It practically forces me to assume something awful.
Why would a person try to trick me... when I'm up on stage talking about world peace and how I care about everyone??? Sure... I talk about wanting to harm rapists... if you aren't a rapist... what's yer deal???
I really think people figure that I'll judge them heavily... only if you really mistreat me--or irritate me for a long time w/o a care in the world about it--would I think poorly of you. Usually I'm just mad at the person.
I can't of people poorly, anymore, after discovering how the brain works. I know how to help every person achieve happiness... I don't want a person to stay stuck in lifeless shell, ever again!
So why on earth would anyone try to trick me???
...a few reasons... only one sounds acceptible to me... as in--reasonable. Only one reason sounds like a good natured person's reason. The others are: not gon' happen; gross and you wish; and I'll fucking murder you, douchebag.
Sooo... need weed or booze b/c I can't keep thinking about this!
*rubs between eyes*