|Emily AC: Multi-Talented Comedian||
So, you see, even when I was practically a newbie at this shit... I got laughs and congrats! I know what I'm doing. I'm the only one in the room doing stand up that knows exactly what they're doing.
This could be the biggest mind-fuck of the... ever? Let me tell you something about clever aspies...
THEY LIKE TAKING CONTROL OVER REGULARS BECAUSE THEY THINK THEY'RE BETTER. I've heard assholes say this. Smart ones.
Religion, itself, sounds like an aspy trick. Here... trick these people into thinking you have the word of god handy... now... though they think that GOD is there to help... the human, earthly creature, will be ME! They will worship me and do whatever I say!
See... SEE? I used to do shit like that, all the time. Autistics can't be controlled very well... We're the ones that do what we want. But some of us know how to make others do, virtually, whatever we suggest.
so... I s'pose when my husband said, "attractive and intelligent? That's a dangerous combination." in reference to me... I should've taken that to heart. I giggled. I don't want to hurt anybody! I told him that I use my powers for the greater good... as a joke!
But... I wasn't far off, was I? Hypothesizing... OMG... gonna' DO THIS!