|Emily AC: Multi-Talented Comedian||
ARE YOU KIDDING ME???
I need to devote a lot of time to pissing off people on Reddit! If I play my cards right... I might just piss them off as much as I infuriated 1000000 teenagers a few years ago! BUT MONETIZED THIS TIME!
your anger will give me MONEY!!!
No... I'm not upset! But I do keep laughing at the stupid comments!
Especially the one about how no one would ever want to rape ME!!!
...GOOD!!! WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WANT TO GET RAPED???
You know it's a GOOD thing not to get raped, right? Rape isn't a priviledge. Being raped sux! Especially anally raped with an object... but I digress...
There were some dudes with either selfies or chosen ugly photos that called me fat. Yeah... people have been calling me fat left and right since hitting size 4. When I was a size 12... practically nobody called me that.
I think it's a conspiracy against vegetables!!!
No matter how many ppl say the same stupid comments... the awesome ones are All unique!
One commenter said... out of 200 stupid things... 9/10 female George Carlin.
Two diff comedians compared me to a female Andy Kaufman and another comedian said a female Bill Hicks :)
I can't wait to watch more drama from the Reddit Comedy Genius' today!!!