|Emily AC: Multi-Talented Comedian||
I'm writing this, now, because I'm just going to hammer my sign into the ground when I get home... from my spot in the garage where I've been watching the fuckers for the last few days...
I know god damn well you knew when my husband and roommate would be gone...
...all day long during the week!!!
I've got neighbors watching you!
...and a few thousand people in cyberpsace, too!!!
My plan is simply this: should you choose to kidnap me and bring me to your retarded leader...
...you will be bringing straight to my first murder victim of choice!!! No matter which way you try to swing this shit in court... It'll be OK for me to murder your leader RIGHT BEFORE YOUR EYES!!!
...and it won't matter that I'll be laughing hysterically!!!
Even when I feel no remorse, whatsoever... because that stupid fucker was warned...
I will still walk free because everyone, in the world, understands that I will not commit murder unless I'm forced to!!!
...and ambushing me, as a group, also counts as legal grounds to commit murder.
No... I can't murder your whole gang! True dat!!!
...But you'll be surprised how effectively I can fight a bunch of you, at once... Murdering a few... employing the use of physics in a fight! And you lemming, bastard scum will learn why so many little boys opted for the excuse "I don't fight girls" instead of facing their more-than-worthy foe!
The only reason your gang can defeat me is sheer numbers, alone.
...But my sweet ass is connected, as well. Connected to:
*people in the media
*a bunch of well-meaning people
...they are all interested in my...
WORLD PEACE PLAN!!!
They will be very cross with you if you rape and murder the woman wants to bring happiness and goodwill to all of mankind!!! If you dare harm me... they will come for you!!!
...but let's not forget about my husband... who is also connected. He is connected to:
*the military... he, himself, has high-security clearance!
*local law-enforcement... buddies :)
*firefighters! He was just hob-knobbing for a few weeks whilst fighting fires and met new friends!
...oh, shit!!! I forgot to mention a bunch of hackers are followers, now! All they have to do is figure out where I was from gps signal and they'll know where to look for you!
You're done. Back off! Because if I see you, again... I'm getting a restraining order!