First of all... that's a cool addition to the female comedy scene... really, really, really fuckin' scary-ass bitch! But, also, I love making people JUMP! Yeah... didn't expect THAT, did you?
But I only want to scare assholes... why? Assholes, frequently, need to learn a lesson. For some assholes... the only lesson they ever needed, but never got, was to get the fucking gee-whilikers scared out of them by a woman--and a tiny one, no less--to let them know that a woman can kill just as easily as a man can, no problem.
Yes... some spoiled, bratty, whiney, bitch-ass men need that lesson taught... creatively... so they aren't tempted to give something like rape a try!
So that's why I tell people that--YEAH... I'm a mother-fucking rapist-target... and they abort the god damn mission every time they try! You think you're going to fair any better (no--because if getting inside your head doesn't work... you'll be put into fantastic pain with me using only one finger... and then the psychological torture will commence, once again... until I'm good and done with you).
I shall have my army of trolls, beautifuls... they will troll the controllers with me... I have been given authority over 200 trolls in a chat room! They will love the AntiChrist... and when time comes to STRIKE...
I WILL SEND OUT THE TROLLS... AS WAS MY PLAN THE ENTIRE TIME!!!
Yes... it is the trolls that reign supreme!
MINIONS! YOUR MASTER NEEDS FOOD!