You know why I'm so fucking happy, today??? BECAUSE I'm LEAVING LA--THE PIT OF ALL PITS!!! Indeed... my snotty relatives were right that LA is a cesspool--but they were wrong that I can't get along, out here! I DO JUST FINE!!!
All you have to do is scare everybody and they stop bothering you!
The unfortunate thing is that when you figure out how to scare the psychoist of psychos... you accidentally scare nice people, too.
No, no, no... you'll only get put into severe pain/death if you try to stand in my way. If you're a world peacer... I'm going to baby you! Even if I just think you're a scared person... or a person that just can't calm down--I usually try to say something that makes the person feel at ease.
See? So we should all just be friends!!! NOW DON'T YOU THINK THAT SOUNDS WONDERFUL???
I think it does! Fund unlimited job creation!
*mua* *hug* *evil secret handshake*