|Emily AC: Multi-Talented Comedian||
I only ever get homesick when the kids go to Levi's. Because they get to be back home. Where the constant chatter is reminiscent of Fargo (show and movie)... Though Fargo is actually located in North Dakota. Now some stupid lemmings think it's in Minnesota.
It just ocurred to me that some people might find the word "lemming" offensive. Well... Not to worry. Being so smart that it causes you to look odd everywhere whilst also being attractive to the point where you are hassled everywhere, first of all, makes you an incredibly bitchy person... and it just makes you a shut-in out of personal preference. I feel like wearing a burka. I feel like being me puts me in danger, naturally.
I have some trans fans... No--I don't think a sex change is the answer for me because I like the way that I look. I feel like nobody else does. It's weird because it's opposite of what they say.
If I were back home... I would just be eccentric and cute. Because people are prettier by nature back home AND they seem to be much, much smarter than the citizens of LA county, in general. OH... MY... FUCKIN... TWAT... SOME PEOPLE ARE SO LAME OUT HERE! WALKING MANNEQUIN-PARROT CREATURES!!! STEPFORD WIVES BUT FOR NARCISSISM!!! And not all of them are married females!
In fact... the married ones seem the most down-to-earth. And they seem smarter; better. Mae Victoria says that most of LA is aged around 30. Perhaps that is why. Stupid, crazy, young people are the worst kind of people, ever! Stupid, crazy old people, at least, have the benefit of a lifetime's experience!
So... I blend in better over there. People are just nicer. and it's like that EVERYWHERE I've ever been other than stupid LA. Like LA is the worst place with regard to the cult of the self (as Chris Hedges puts it).
At the same time... seeing how strangely people behave around me is amost intoxicating. Some people stare in awe. It gives me the giggles. I want to slap them and tell them to calm down... it's ok... it's just beauty and it doesn't really harm anything--only obsession with it does.
So I understand why celebrities are assholes. I forgive them. When you broadcast a person that strikes the sexual interest of most people to the entire world--their prettiness goes to their head as a consequence. The problem with this is that a stupid person that becomes famous and rich now, undeniably, holds a lot of power as a result.
Stupid people with power are not good for mankind or the planet. Because they think stupid things and convince fellow stupid people that what they do, say, and think (and lie about) are always good... just because... you know... it's them. They're better. Because they are pretty.
The funny thing is you can keep this mentality and change the descriptive term. Example: Everything I do is fine because I'm a rockstar. Same goes for banking, anything illegal, anything to feel sorry about (I was molested/beaten/manipulated), writing, seriously just anything a person can centralize to themselves can become a reason to be a complete asshole.
Yes, the same is true for me! I have a RIGHT to be a bitch because everyone's being mean to me! Yep--and I'm such an asshole right now... it's like be nice or watch out! I'm not playing, anymore!
But if I could take a break pretty much anywhere the normal people are--preferably a small, drunk town with tooth problems--I maybe I could relax. Without having to be drunk AND stoned!
Still looking for revolutionaries... help me out!