|Emily AC: Multi-Talented Comedian||
There are people that adore me for one reason, or another. They are the ones that broadcast my messages as soon as they pop up. Usually, they only like me for one thing--not the world peace crap. Once they all see how vital they are to the cause... just by being in my life and pressing share and retweet... they will be a steady broadcast throughout the globe. My "main hubs."
Those that just want to fuck me are like Spike 2 or whatever... only sending out hottie pics... but some will be interested in the pics and follow me... and some will read the blog!
Those that like my comedy will attach because they like to see me perform... read the blog... go, "WTF IS THIS???" and they will wonder is she psycho, crazy, or is this just a really sweet marketing scheme???" They will pass the blog on... or just the comedy... but then someone sees the picture, follows... blah, blah, blah...
Those that are in awe of my online trolling, of course, we have our chat rooms just like hackers do. Hackers control the subconscious... internet trolls chip at the conscious... but we're both into high-jinx in cyberspace, for the sole purpose of bothering assholes. The trolls go for ridicule... the hackers want serious payback :) So my trollolololols are at my side because they think this is REALLY FUCKING HILARIOUS!!! They'll say, "Read this cracked out shit! LOL!"
My family will be like... ok... this is weird... you've been talking all goofed up for nearly a year, now... but stuff's happening... like you said it would... holy weird. Ok... SHARE! They have to... because they're family. "Emily's got this silly blog... it's getting media attention... we should be supportive."
And every person that I enthralled in the past is getting called up to the charge, too... and people that I know understand what I'm saying are perking up to the message... It's a domino effect. I'm like 'V' in "V for Vendetta..." except I'm wearing a cute outfit and pigtails :) And I'm smiling broadly!
The couple next steps are falling into place... like dominoes falling over and giving me the path... I'm strutting down the aisle high as a kite... and maybe drunk, too, because open mic at Flappers is coming up, again. And I'm hitting up the Comedy Store this week, too! Bill Hicks performed there :)