|Emily AC: Multi-Talented Comedian||
...and unadmitted cyberstalkers that know how to set a woman UP! Using the methods you either already knew and didn't put to use... or you learned them from my fucking blog!!!
I'm not as mad at you, anymore, sir. Your efforts was brilliant, flattering, and potentially adorable (also, potentially extremely dangerous to my person--I give the benefit of the doubt because no matterwhat you think you; you are no true threat!
Valiant effort, dude, really. I have a role for you. But I won't offer it to you until after the next boost (or maybe the one after). When you read it, you will accept it, immediately. It is your fantasy and it will be yours, forever... 'cuz that's the best you're gonna' get, hon!!!
I won't ask until a certain something has happened. Documentary will be listed on IMDB, already... and newly strengthened broadcast network will have grown by QUITE a bit.
If you turn the role down... I'll NEVER pay any attention to you and precious curls EVER AGAIN!!!
Nice try *wink*