|Emily AC: Multi-Talented Comedian||
I say... the viewers are proof! My strategy has worked... keep being my happy, normal self... people see that I'm smart by hanging out with me.. then they hear what I'm saying...
...I think once a person I know understands how well this marketing strategy is--and the power of the Overmind... they get scared. Maybe betrayed... why didn't you tell me this would really work?
What do you mean??? I've been saying this for nearly a year. It just took a year of the mild suggestion technique I udes on you. Don't you see? That's how everyone enters the Overmind!
I understood the Overmind as a child... as soon as I heard of it! Every time I could get my sneaky little hands on the Overmind I started playing with it... cutesy little play after cutesy little play...
Crappy websites, polls, blogs, pictures, articles, comics, etc... If I had a will for it; I tinkered with it. Here are some universal truths to the Overmind that I've found:
*Honesty is the best policy; no matter how harsh the reality is.
*Sexuality is heavily encouraged; no matter who you are.
*All barbarism; no matter how ridiculous; is encouraged.
*True happiness is ridiculed.
*All imperfections are ridiculed, and yet, perfectionism is hated.
*Jackasses/smartasses have the most appeal of anyone.
*Misery and pain are experienced by all; but most people despise talking about it and solving problems.
*No one besides honest experts and those that achieve happiness know how to live a healthy lifestyle--those experts and witnesses are called crazy and their credentials are officially removed by government. This is documented all over cyberspace in many different forms.
This is why the Overmind game is vitally important. So, maybe nobody agrees on whether or not you should eat a primarily plant-based diet... Is it a better idea to eat raw vegetables or hot pockets? ANSWER THE QUESTION, LEMMING!!! Obviously raw vegetables. So you can post that in an alert:
*alert* It's better to eat raw vegetables than to eat microwaveable hot pockets
That's an example of an altruistic message. Simple. With more players engaged... more altruistic messages emerge because people will want the messages to be different.
*heck, yeah! sexuality is fun when it isn't gross!
...and that message flows throughout cyberspace!
The enlightened, the jokester, the informant, the superhero, the dreamer, the artist, the strategist... we all come together, within hours, and teach each other kindness, news, goodwill, health, science... whatever we think the Overmind should know!
DOESN'T THAT SOUND AWESOME???