|Emily AC: Multi-Talented Comedian||
The words of my brother echo in my mind from teenhood:
"You only date dudes you can beat up!"
Well, thanx to him, I can beat up any man... because I can just put him into agony then he's at my mercy! No need to break a sweat! I'm far too lazy to put something like effort into torture!!! THAT WOULD TAKE AWAY HALF THE FUN OF IT!!!
But... the thing is... I fell for a dude that could also kill (but with the use of weapons)... we are equals.
But the wussy dudes see me bullying assholes... and they go sex-crazed 'cuz they want me to beat them up! Men have offered me lots of money to do this! It's very disturbing to me... because I laugh hysterically the whole time I beat them up!
They start talking about sex and I'm like... "whoa, whoa, whoa... You said I was here to beat you up! I only WANT to beat you up! This is not a sex thing for me! It's about power."
But a lot of them were raped as kids and were bullied during the rapings so they get a crazed-psycho-fit mixed up with romance and they're just like, "Please, please, please have sex with me and beat me up at the same time. I need it."
Then I'm like, "No... you're weird."
And the wussy dude will use his weasely little brain and think about HOW can he piss me off??? Because they all assume my anger and beat-up-dudes attitude comes from sex abuse! So they PROVOKE my anger! Then... when I punch the air in fury... they jump in front of it and very quickly whip their dicks out!
If the wussy played his game right we have a couple of trysts before he gets too frustrated at the fact that I don't enjoy beating up wussy dudes. I like them. I only want to beat assholes to death... and it's solely due to the fact that they don't want me to!!!
They don't fight back when they like it!!!