|Emily AC: Multi-Talented Comedian||
Horus, the God of vengeance/sky/protection/war, was of ancient Egyptian belief...That was his birthday... his mom was a virgin when he was conceived. So... big day there!
Osiris also has this birthday... weird, 'cuz Horus is his kid. Which is weird...'cuz Horus' mom is a virgin--just go with it. So... Osiris is like, the earth/life god in some descriptions... the death god in others. He came around and saw a bunch of evil cannibals and taught them how to cultivate and gave them rules... bang up guy, for sure!
This is also Attis' birthday. This poor dude got fuct up by his mom. She raped him a bunch of times... calling him her lover... The guy went crazy and chopped off his own nuts and drove his mom's chariot, forever. A lot of these people are related... and are just really bad families!
Krishna is Hindu and has this birthday, too! Well... only 365... bound to be a few December 25 birthdays, I guess... He's the God of gods... being reborn under other names... the first being Vishnu. He was switched at birth by his dad, who is also himself, and then had superpowers growing up and became a slutty dude!
Zoaster has this birthday... which is weird... because he was hanging around nothingness with the Evil Spirit forever... didn't really sound like he had a mom! Anyway... he made everything cool 'cuz he was bored--Evil Spirit is a douche--then he asked Evil Spirit to help the new earth and creatures... Evil Spirit was like, "Fuck that!" and he made a bunch of bad stuff and tossed it down... good and evil battle, forever! What a douche.
Mithra/s was born of a rock on this day... K, k... he used to hunt and slay bulls. He met the sun doing this one day... they shook hands and ate the bull, together. Whatevs... his b-day, as well!
Heracles/Hercules was a big, strong, sexy dude! His dad was Zeus... raped his mom, Alcmene, by disguising himself as her husband (like Rosemary's baby-type shit)! Zeus wife Hear was pissed that Zeus raped Alcmene... and tried to kill Heracles a bunch of times... kid had a hard life... he does his birthday December 25th, too!
The godly birthday party continues with Dionysus... another greek (though the Romans call him Bacchus)... Dionysus was Zeus' kid... the only one with a mortal parent (forget about Heracles). He was the god of drunken sexing and horrible rage issues. Yup... bipolar. And Hear hated him, too, and tricked Zeus into burning Dionysus' mother alive and constantly tormented Dionysus.
Tammaz was a Mesopotamian god. The god of rebirth; renewal... The flawless youth. He seemed to have it pretty dec (ent) as a kid. He was the inspiration for agricultural efforts. So... he's the cute guy in the back... not the in-your-face-party-fucker like Dionysus!
Adonis is another christmas baby... born of incest... he was sent to be raised by Persephone... who started raping him and calling him her lover... Aphrodite wanted to have at him 'cuz he was a hottie-tottie... known for being a hottie-tottie! When he was gored to death... Zeus brought him back to life and said he had to spend half the year with one bitch and the other half with the other bitch.
There's Hermes... Roman mercury god... The son of Zeus and a mountain nymph... Zeus was a fucking slut that drive his cunt wife, delirius, ok? What an asshole! Hermes was the god's mailman and also the dead's tourguide for the afterlife. He's helpful and a prankster and pretty carefree... Hear didn't bother him, though... whatevs, again!
Prometheus is another December 25th birthday basher! He created man out of mud... Athena breathed life into him! Epimetheus was given the job of delving out cool traits to animals... and forgot to save some for man! What a fucktard!!! So Prometheus made man like the gods! Zeus was always a dick to man... and Prometheus was always giving man aid! What a dude!
Though there are many more, let's finish the list with Jesus... supposedly born on December 25th. Though every aspect of christianity can be pulled out of ancient beliefs of old; the christians dub their story unique, special, and true without doubt.
If that is the case... then they should make December 25th of this year when WORLD PEACE happens... because the rapture happens after WORLD PEACE.
How can we make world peace a reality by December 25th? Well...
I was quoted a figure by the I Declare World Peace organization that they had something like 55,000 viewers at any given time or whatever... I can't remember, exactly, what that number represented... but they were involved with the organization...
LITERALLY THOUSANDS of people are linked to this organization... and thousands and thousands of other people... with IDEAS THAT CAN MAKE WORLD PEACE HAPPEN! RIGHT AWAY!!!
If this entire network adopted hive mentality tomorrow... MASSIVE world peace efforts would start to organize themselves within the next few days... in the next few weeks... people the world over would start receiving the aid they needed... solely due to the fact that they could easily find each other via fb and twitter!
The Overmind game would start being played by more and more participants... by christmastime... the whole world would be getting love and encouragement; shelter from fear; aid in job searches; community involvement... and starving people would get to eat good food.
Yes! It's ABSOLUTELY possible! Since I'm not materialistic... This is what I want for christmas... the winter solstice... this year.
...Though, typically, I don't get what I want for christmas. So...I'm preparing for an even higher shopping DEATHTOLL this year.
Let's do this!