|Emily AC: Multi-Talented Comedian||
I've met highly intelligent comedians that have spoken to me outside of comedy clubs and listened to my sets...
To them... my story is very unique.
*No woman screams how she hates being pretty
*No woman barks loudly like a junkyard dog, "I WANT TO FUCK MY HUSBAND! IS THAT OK WITH YOU???"
*No woman makes open death threats to men that pick on them for over 17 minutes... bend out of shape over not smelling the woman's hair... telling her that he hits women like her... whilst the woman laughs more and more hysterically... BAITING THE FUCKER!!! (I told him "I wanted to bait the bears.")
*No woman asks "What's a good age to teach my kids to be assassins
*No woman ever says, "I can read everyone's mental illness immediately upon sight and to what degree."
*No woman has ever said, "I have a world peace plan and it's a marketing strategy."
*No woman has ever made a documentary about how fb and twitter can keep you safe.
*No woman has ever claimed to be a "rape target."
*I'm sure most of them noticed they wanted to fuck me.
*No woman says, "I'm glad I had a kid as a teen!"
*No woman says, "I was victimized by rape... but never again.
*No woman says, "I've already gone out to stalk for potential victims."
*No woman says, "I know four different ways to kill a man with one blow ."
*NO COMEDIAN SAYS, "I GOT BOOKED ON MY FIRST AUDITION...
...ASK FLAPPERS FOR A COPY, GANG MEMBERS!!! IT'S AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE!!!
...my chillingly hilarious closing was...
So vote for me, "Best Serial Killer... And tell your friends...
...I'm searching for the special MR. RIGHT!!!
(Now to plot 2013... so... fucking... many... )