|Emily AC: Multi-Talented Comedian||
You know why???
He's homeless. Remember... I told you that homeless people think like me! some even choose to be homeless. I know this, for a fact (to me), because I took a look at the emotions of the homeless that would not speak to me...
There were a few possible scenerios that seemed fairly natural for a person to fall into... one of them was a hatred of everyone... so much so that you want to trick them into babying you and pitying you...
Another was a person that wanted to be left alone, completely... this would be the type of homeless I'd become... except I'd live out in the woods and only come out for showers nearby (that I would identify first) and for commerce because I know how to sell...
Well... so do a lot of homeless people. Some actually don't give a shit about sleeping on the ground. Sure... they're all crazy. We're all crazy, though... so it isn't fair to label the homeless negatively like that.
You see... it doesn't matter your type of crazy. How you are; what you are; we all have similar problems and similar patterns... we just choose which direction our crazy shall take us. There are plenty of pathways; but not plenty of feelings.
Feelings are on a wavelength... not jumpy levels... some people are barely crazy, at all...
I had some recycling. I was late for closing time. I remembered a place by the weed store... because I conveniently find places to go near the weed store when I'm running low.
Indeed... that place was also closed (weed store wasn't... yes, I knew it wouldn't be closed... have all my weed spots business hours memorized).
Saw a guy with a sign looking for work... asked him if he would like my recycling. We're moving to sacramento tonight, so, yeah...
He freaked out like I was an angel. We're talking, MAYBE, $12 worth of recycling, here. He was just going nuts like I had healed a baby or something.
I gave him the many bags, and he said he wished that he could do something for me. Because people just don't care. He was mad that people didn't care (like me)...
Me: "It's because of mental illness."
Dude: "Everyone is crazy and they don't even realize."
Me: "That's right! Do you have internet access?"
Me: "Ok... go to my web site and have a look at my plan for world peace... you wanna' know what it is? BRAINWASHING people into caring... How does that sound?"
Dude: "That sound amazing! Sign me up!"
So... I gave him the web site and told him to look at the comic, the FAQ, and then the blog. I told him to tell all of his friends. He said he would... but I could tell he meant it :)
The homeless are going to be the real gems of this movement... so many are connected... they know it's the only way to alert each other, quickly.
The homeless will likely work for me when the new web site is up. I'm going to have programs the Solavei... my cell phone company... that's also MLM... for the homeless to get free awesome smartphones to be promoters :)
CAN WE SAY BUSINESS EXPENSE???
*taps fingers together like monty burns* excellent.