So... Here's the not proper way of conducting a meeting.
First off--make sure nobody really cares about it... This ensures that no one, truly, takes it very seriously. This way--when it takes forever for people to respond, because they weren't paying attention (or they were eating pizza and their hands were greasy and they just kept eating pizza... it's just WORLD PEACE... it can fukkin' WAIT) you have time to hit your pipe and get drunk.
Supposed to start: 6pm... um... NONE of the original set of players was present... it was an all new set. I've actually been re-recruiting players since this whole stupid business got started. Indeed... everyone wants world peace... but everyone is afraid of getting sent to Guantanamo... I get you...
But I have a li'l secret... It's not a secret, anymore... See--when I was in high school some douchebag sent a death threat to the prez. The kid was hauled away before the buses came to send us home. A couple of hours--like 3 or something...
WELL--some have said that my blog is very scary for certain types of people... but also that it is devised very cleverly (I KNOW--I check the stats and SEE that I was fukkin RIGHT, AGAIN)... and I've already sent a tweet to the white house. Now, then, I'm sure many would be like, "SO??? a bunch of people tweet the white house..."
...And any connection to the white house undergoes extensive scrutiny by special computer programs... searching for key words... psychologically profiling the sender of the message... little crawlers in any link up they can find; little weaknesses in your security...
I leave little traps for snoops to verify involvement levels over time and play head games... yup... I'm THAT kind of crazy! (what does that even mean???) It means I've anticipated levels of obsessed behavior and set traps for obsessed hackers (bad or good). Many can get through--I'm no pro--but I LOVE catching the ones that are arrogant for no good reason... It's like--if I caught you; you SUCK! And I KNOW you're obsessed...
Here's an example of a trap set for an obsessed:
My daughter put a password of mine as my profile for Netflix through the PS network account OF MY HUSBAND'S. When I saw it, I pointed to it and said to her: "You just made a serious breach in our security."
she's like: "Bots aren't going to look there," or some shit...
Me: "a human would..."
she says: "I can take it down..."
Me: "the damage is done. I'm just going to leave it, now, and watch what happens."
The hacker, pissed off by my spin--doesn't appreciate my art--hates women; I don't care, searched my HUSBAND'S facebook profile--saw he was on the PS network AND saw that my husband watched Netflix...
Looked through the profiles and found mine based upon things I'd written on fb that I'd recently watched (yes, within a day of me mentioning that I'd watched a show on Netflix).
The hacker deduced that this weird profile name had some strange meaning to me (which it did) and decided to try it on some major sites that I use... of which; google. YUP--I kept my google at risk to see how long it would take once my promotions started to get someone so pissed off that they would try and pull a mean prank... not long, at all!
So... if you read my fb shit, you could deduce that I would be considered a threat to gov't... based upon the new regulations/bullshit laws... I could be sent to guantanamo JUST FOR THE FUCKING TWEET...
I know, for a fact, that there's no way some low-level computer spy was sent to look at my site. You know what??? That was a few days ago...
*no black helicopters
*no shady dudes in sunglasses (besides my husband--but he's usually there)
*no funny business on my computer/just as slow as it always is
So--if they read it... and someone did... one of two things happened. They either went... um... look at this--she's trying to help the government??? and not destroy us??? OR they went... yeah, she's crazy; it's fine.
I can profile anyone. the low-level spy could very easily say: "oh, no, just bananas... loves babies, kittens, puppies... hates rape... likes being nice all the time... just a crazy person."
If the person was hard-wired into thinking the anti-gov't wording of some of my prose spoke treason; which MANY have suggested to me; they would have read every post in my blog. They would have read the whole comic... both comics... and looked at the images and had them analyzed with software... Then, reading the information... understanding it as genuine... thanks to their precious software... they'd be like: "Ummmm... up the chain of command you go... for each government psycho to get freaked out... and freaked out... all the way up until one of the psychos was like, 'we're NOT going to bother such-and-such a rank with this nonsense! We're planning WW3, here! Just keep her on the watch list... but don't detain her at the air port... she'd have a field day with that online. She's not really a terrorist, anyway, she's actually really nice with a hot temper, sometimes."
That's the trick to mastering delusions, folks. There's NOTHING wrong with having them--your brain does it, deliberately, to help you plan your path. This is how, in the great chess game of life, you can always stack your cards in your favor.
What do I know is IMPORTANT in my life? My kids, my man, and my cat. Computers--but they are WAY after the cat. I need to take care of these things, first. I can't take care of these things without planning for the worst AND the best. If you plan for both extremes, the middle ground; where most of us land; is always wonderful--because it isn't so crazy!
6pm--half the team dropped like flies. I was irritated because this was a refreshed group, like 4 times over, ready-to-go...
So--five people in cyberspace... fine... this whole charade didn't mean anything, anyway, it was just to prove a point very stupidly. It could've had 2 people and would've worked just fine.
At present in the meeting for at least a little bit:
Dave Gregory via text
Kate E. Zdanski and Zac Chauvin (the one with pizza fingers) via FB
@Satanstongue via text (but, from Twitter, obviously)
Duck Hurt (actor/comedian fake name for laughs)
Dustin Kreature aka Krit Cocaine
The question posed to the group in various formats:
Name a couple of human rights that are necessary for happiness
to feel safe
to have a living wage
"Control over their own life, laughter, and love."
"Voicing of Opinions & the right to be loved"
"Right to do whatever you want to your body"
"Um... like freedom and education. Love."
Kate E. Zdanski:
*a Bill Maher image with a long quote I didn't feel like reading*
--Me: "Zac... in your own words... what can bring forth happiness? Like education or something"
--Zac: "I mean, sure, education is important. We should realize, before going further, that the constitution and bill of rights "had it right" for the most part. It is the manipulation of our rights through "law" that has tainted the system. we should, moreso, reduce laws. Rather than add to them. No?"
--Me: "This is not the constitution for the nation *fb thumbs up* This is the foundation of the movement (it is supposed to resemble the constitution) glad you pict up on that. Now... just short, sweet little answers, shall be fine *smiley face). I pretty much knew what you were all gonna' say."
--breaking for a minute... Zac did not respond to these sentences... So I would write a sentence and wait... do another one and wait... and again... so this long tirade of mine is actually lasting, like, half an hour whilst other people are done and trying to go about their day... this exercise should've lasted five fucking minutes--
--Me: "Don't overthink it... this is the point we're making... that nothing should've gone wrong, in the first place *smiley face*
I just give up waiting on him and type:
"OK... here's what the whole group said... tell me what you think:
Freedom/control over life
to feel safe
to eat good food
to have a living wage
have an ability to voice opinion (democracy)
and a decent education
Kate: "Yep, pretty much"
Me: "Zac? Do you agree?
Anything to add?
I think it's pretty good
Everyone added something--or agreed, rather, to everything on the list I'd come up with several times
that's what's cool"
Kate: *smiley face*
Me: "Zac? Thunmbs up?
---I give up on him, again---
Me: "the meeting is pretty much concluded...
Me: "so... if you want to add anything, Zac... just let us know and we have history made *smiley face*
Kate: "Should someone bang an imaginary gavel and say, "meeting adjourned"? *smiley face*
Me: *fb thumbs up*
Kate: *smiley face*
Me: "Yeah... meeting adjourned... we got it *thumbs up*
Zac: *thumbs up* "Sorry... I was eating pizza and had greasy fingers. sounds good to me. I must ask, though, are we bringing anything new to the table?"
Me: "No... that was the whole idea... it's common sense shit *smiley face*
Zac: "Hah well alright then."
Me: "Yeah... that's what people don't get... the forefathers were just normal people that were like, "This is some bullshit"
Zac: Haha they absolutely were.
Meeting adjourned practically at seven o'clock. It was so boring... my poor documentarian--and I'm like, reading off my phone and shit... such a cracked-out awesome documentary! It WILL be my favorite of all time. People will come over... "We should watch my documentary 'cuz I'm a superstar and Kim Kardashian WISHES she had my sexing skillz!"
They will just watch it! That's what you do when someone says something CRAZY... you just do as they say so you don't get them spazzing! Even if I become a hobo in a gutter... I will always have my documentary!
YEAH!!!! CYBERSPACE HISTORY! WITH WEED, BEER, CIGARETTES, PIZZA... I also brought a veggie tray and some dip.
WORLD PEACE IS THE SHIT, YOU GUYS!!! WORLD PEACERS ROCK MY SOX! N' SHIT!
Did you see what a pain in the ass that was??? This is why you should support world peace by buying a shirt. I get money from the sale. This is for more of the stuff like this... that I post... that you love...