|Emily AC: Multi-Talented Comedian||
So... that BASTARD SQUIRREL CAME BACK!!!
This dude is one motherfucker!!! I am alarmed by the screeching of one squirrel and that horrible cackle I remember so well from the little shit I ran into, yesterday!
He was trying to rape an adolescent female!!! I knew she was female by the screech and I knew she was young by her figure??? I just know what squirrels look like because there was always a bunch of them everywhere back home in Minnesota.
So I yelled out the window, "It doesn't surprise me ,AT ALL, that you are a fucking RAPIST!!! Rapists aren't exactly known for being POLITE!!! "
The sissy little shit ran up the tree as soon as he heard my voice. I just kept tearing him down!!!
"I DO NOT TOLERATE RAPE AT ANY TIME, FOR ANY REASON! IT ISN'T NECESSARY!!! LEARN HOW TO COMMUNICATE!!! "
...And just in asshole man (not all men, shut up!) fashion... THE FUCKER RAN AWAY!!! They can't hold a conversation to save their lives!!!
The female was scared of me... but more of the squirrel. She could see that I was inside and she could also see me directing gestures to the male attacking her. She started to calm down as I was chewing out the bastard!!!
When he ran off... I just tried to soothe her from the window. "It is a safe haven for you, here. Except for the cat. Stick to the tree."
...And then about my business... making a taunting video :)