|Emily AC: Multi-Talented Comedian||
I think I'm more of a geek than a nerd because geeks are more serious about knowledge than nerds. The geek is the realist. My husband is more the, "Oh... well... you have to be more gentle with people..."
I'm like, "NO... because that shit has never worked in the past!"
My husband says that when someone gets in my face and I respond in defense of myself that it counts as being confrontational. That doesn't count.
I'm confrontational if I think there's something fishy going on... and, again... usually that's a curiosity thing with a negative connotation to allow my negative suspicions a little twinkle... why???
My husband always tells me to ignore it. Always. He doesn't get that some people choose for me to be their victim. He, also, had no idea how often it would happen when he wasn't around.
...That's when I started to understand this stupid confusion over me going to bars by myself by the whole fucking county, practically...
Only going to The Drifters for karaoke was fine because the people didn't ask to fuck married people :) But, even still, there were a lot of assholes and I found that out when they started doing open mic there.
...pissed off the crowd at my fav bar... that made me sad. But I know that I'll be able to find fun bars around here. They have a bunch of bicycle lanes around town, too... so I'm planning on getting a used bike and tool around like that :)
I, also, fully intend on hosting open mic nights :) I have karaoke DJ experience + Trivia host experience plus speakers and a mic... I got booked on my first audition and my shit is unique and speaks for itself!!!
Practically all riff... so... oh, ooohhh, oooooohhhhh it's ma-A-gic!
SHIT! I got offered a spot on a tv show in 2008 for comedians and they never even heard one joke... they just offered me the job after I'd flown home and couldn't find the money to come back... yeah... like a MONTH after I got back!
...So... I would've actually had a paid gig for replying to a craig's list ad.
It's ok... this way is cooler :) It shows merit!
I LOVE MY VIEWERS MORE THAN COOKIES!!!