|Emily AC: Multi-Talented Comedian||
I hated myself the instant I thought this...
Is this fate???
I knew I would get stalkers. I've always gotten stalkers since I was 11 years old. Yes, really. That's why I don't give a shit about the pretty-girl pissing contest!
...I did not anticipate... well... THIS!!!
One thing I've learned from past stalking experiences:
*it has to go on for a while
*it must be conclusive evidence of a stalker
*physical descriptions must be concrete for proper identification
When I spot the drone sent to watch me... he switches the guy out... when I spot the car, he switches the car. This has gone on for a day. The best I have for intent is: "You gotta' let a brother up in there."
...Just like the last titmouse... I have no case!!!
Now you understand what I mean... a tenured rapist is SMART. It, indeed, is about power.
In order to get the case... I MUST confront one of these fuckers... here is what I will say:
"Hello. I am under the impression that someone from your organization wishes to harm me." *if he interrupts, I will tell him to SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN!!! *
"This is my web site info" *hand him a scrap of paper with the info on it*
"I have been documenting everything that has been going on since I met your supervisor. You let him know he is no match for me..." *looking like a vally girl*
"I think he is an idiot for not being able to take a god damn hint..." *snap fingers and shake head like a diva*
"None of you is going to rape me because I can kill any of you!" *swirl finger and fancy point landing on fucker's nose*
"If you drag me off and bring me to him..." *turn into fucking psycho*
"I WILL MAKE HIM MY BITCH RIGHT IN FRONT OF ALL OF YOU!!! " *perk up like a daisy*
"They call me the AntiChrist. Take a look at my viewership this week... yeah... see how many viewed, yesterday? and today??? " *breath on hand and shine on shirt*
"I'm a really good promoter!" *give him a wink and a shoot with my hands like a cowboy*
"So... stay away from me and where I live. Leave the people I live with alone, as well. You understand this is more than enough defense in court solely due to the fact that I've confronted you about it!" *wink and blow kiss*
"Buh-bye! " *Flirty smile and wave goodbye whilst I walk away*
See any of them, again... cop-shop for the full scoop!