|Emily AC: Multi-Talented Comedian||
but I'm wearing a sexy red dress and my husband will be recording from a ways behind me. If I flag one down, he will catch up with the phone already out.
...we're not pulling shit out of pockets...
Need to fight? hike up the dress. That's gotta' be cool. Think of seeing that fight.
Little size four woman in a tight red dress, pulled up, destroying gang members!
...until a gun comes out. Then... death. I got no ninja-bullet-stoppers!
Good thing the dress is red.
soon... just smoking some more weed, quick