|Emily AC: Multi-Talented Comedian||
Yeah.. his face sunk. Yup. Of course... I gave him a "duping smile..." sorry, dude... didn't mean to make you think that I'm totally nuts. I mean... how the hell were you to know I'm tired of people trying to convince me to cheat? You've only actually heard my set like four times, or so... I couldn't POSSIBLY expect a numskull like you to remember without me saying it about 20 or 30 more times.
I feel bad for Jeff. He worships his friend for learning the trick to convince crazy women to fuck you. Oh! What a joy for a man, that must be, to be able to charm the very women that most men are frightened of! *but, Emily! she had sex with me! I just don't care that she's crazy!*
Well... you're crazy if you want to charm the kind of woman that tries to kill herself or tries to stab YOU or whatever other crazy she has in store you. Theft? Vandalism? Misc scandal? Dumb, young, crazy chicks get their retarded antics from Twilight and Sex and the City... so go have fun with the chick that expects a sexless relationship + lots of spent money + cheating on you. I don't pity you! You got what you controlled... Just remember, moron, the woman gets you hooked, TOO, when she's really exciting!
I get calls the next day, folks... according to that asshole, I'm probably a fucking prize! But, hey, if there are guys in the bar that I actually am attracted to and don't touch them... what makes you think I'll have a crack at you, ANYWAY?
Geez... my hatred for that blob of flesh goes beyond the spacetime, most definitely.
But... I have a TREAT for my buddies at Flappers! I'm working on what I will use for my demo tape. Then I shall purchase it for whatever they charge and on the web it will go! With cheers and claps and everything!
Gonna' ask Johnny Argent if Roseanne will watch it. She liked my comic a lot... why not like my set where I tell people just what I'm going to do to the next guy that tries to rape me! It's really, really good!
And if any Flappers folks really ARE reading (you should join my revolution, thanks. It's free and will lead to money in a short time. Yes, equally split--I hate competition)... I'm moving, soon... so if you think I know what I'm talking about and you want a lot of recognition for small amounts of effort...
...hate to sound cliche... but it's time to side with the AntiChrist. Even if you fear Hell... It's an equal opportunity sin-zone... so I'm not judgemental.
I love the world and we're going to free it if we work together. This is for personal reasons... I'm irritated by everyone, everywhere, all the time. If we save the world--first off... no zombie apocalypse *snickers*--but also... because I WILL NEVER FIND PEOPLE ANNOYING EVER, AGAIN!
I don't care who you are; living in a world where my fury is never fully unleashed is a lot prettier than a world of cannabals. I'm a killer and I don't want to deal with that shit :)
I love you! (even those of you that completely drive me nuts that I want to punch in the fucking testicles!)