|Emily AC: Multi-Talented Comedian||
When reading messages... it's very clear where there are real answers to discover... and it is in the realm of doubt vs. human activity. Emily??? Wtf does that mean?
Take religion, for example... US prisons house 97% religious populations vs. 3% atheist population. I've also heard smaller figures for atheists in prison--I use that statistic because it's the largest one I've ever seen.
Everyone claims that being religious causes you to do good things... accept for atheists that know they aren't as mean-spirited as religionists. That one statistic, alone, PROVES that religion makes humans do bad things solely by suggesting they shouldn't be done.
Why? likely the "bad" religionist prayed to god for help and didn't get it... then they said, "fuck god" and did their own thing. I've heard reverberations from guilty religionists all throughout my life along those lines.
The smoking thing is utter and complete bullshit. Here's the non-smokers view of tobacco: "Smoking will kill you with cancer, guaranteed. There's no proof of it because tobacco companies cover it up. It'll murder children and you are evil and stupid if you do it."
Here's the truth: smoking studies aren't covered up, at all. You can get a subscription to all tobacco studies conducted throughout the year for $300, roughly. And, no, you can't find a whole lot o the internet... but if you google the right way (smoking helps you think... you're welcome... now hit google) you'll find a few beautiful pieces of information that lemmings never mention.
Smoking tobacco helps you think and overcome mental illness. This is why smoking needs to be brought back into public domain. Everyone is crazy and stupid... tobacco will help them run better in the head and stuff.
*You can also drink it like a tea. It has a bite at the back of your throat... but you get used to it.*
There's a few reasons you know that smoking tobacco is good for thought based solely upon how the US has restricted it. First off; you my not smoke cigarettes or use anything associated with it unless you're 18.
The female's brain stops developing by age 18. The male, 21 (That gives a little hint on the drinking alcohol restriction... which I'll cover in a diff post). Tobacco aids in brain development... so; if women can't smoke until their brains are fully developed, but men can smoke for three years before theirs is fully developed--it gives men an intellectual advantage. Yes, really.
Natural tobacco is good to use when pregnant because it aids in brain development in the womb. Yes, really. Your kid will be smarter if you smoke throughout your pregnancy... provided you smoke the real stuff!
So... how do you convince a nation of indoor smokers that they shouldn't benefit themselves, anymore? Poison the thing that's benefitting them and then hold a grand demonizing campaign involving fear and ridicule. There you go!
Need more proof? You know that the cigarettes most people smoke are laced with ammonia and formeldehyde (I don't know how to spell it and I'm too lazy to google it... it's fine)--which are cancer causing agents. New cigarettes also contain paper instead of tobacco and are also dipped in extra nicotein (maybe not dipped... you get what I mean, there, too).
I've used nicotein replacements... my brain doesn't like them and always goes back to cigarettes... suggesting tobacco, specifically, has a different chemical that aids thought.
Ok... still not convinced... no problem. Why on earth would you subsidize a dangerous crop? Subsidized. Big tobacco gets HUGE kickbacks from the gov't. They claim it's because they're going under. But shouldn't they go down if they are a danger to the public with this killing, and also restricted, chemical? THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!!
Still not convinced? Why were those truth ads put out by Phillip Morris... and even mentioned phillip morris and Marlboro cigarettes in every ad? THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE, EITHER!!!
Ok... you need a bit MORE... ok... no problem. The most productive people in every office are the smokers. This is proven in scientific study.
There you go. Natural tobacco is NUTRITIOUS for your BRAIN. You're welcome for my time and thank me for smoking around you. (I love you, really, it's just that a lot of you bug me with your brainwashing and it's making me bitchy).