I can't underestimate how this is just neat.
Like... having a world peace plan doesn't make me feel amazing. It makes me feel like I'm slapping a bunch of people in the face! Over and over, again!
I'm aware that entertainment is psychopathic... and I'm being a bitch for the greater good... BUT I FIND IT TOO IRONIC, LEMMINGS, far... toooooooo..... ironic!
And, still, I'm forever irritated! You can holler up and down to CHINATOWN that you're not going to have sex with anyone other than your husband... and they... don't... listen... OMG!
Sacremento is like heaven on earth compared to here! The homeless people are nice! They talk like regular people instead of psycho god damned rapists... Yes... I attract all kinds of sadistic rapists!!!
*Preppy rich guys
*Tweens with sexual assault issues
*Curiously dominant females
*Old (ugly) guys
*Really sexy rapists (and... I still want them to stay back!)
I EVEN GOT HIT ON BY A BABY, ONCE!! IN... HIS... HIGH... CHAIR!!!
I hate being beautiful! I want to look like a fucking TROLL! I'm deliberately warping my wrinkle patterns so I look like TWO-FACE when I'm old!
...Well... that is; if world peace doesn't happen... WHICH IT WILL BECAUSE I GOD DAMN SAID SO!!!
So... I may change my mind on trying to look scary if we can bring about world peace... fuck all these bullshit battles... let's not even do this!
...and buy a world peace shirt!