|Emily AC: Multi-Talented Comedian||
That's why I had to hold back my giggles when all the "brilliant" comedians over at Marty's were telling me to give up and go home. These same people had to work on their same sets every night... night after night... for years.
Listen, sweety... YOU are the one that conforms to the masters, ok? I can think BETTER than they can. I know how the BEAT them. THAT'S HOW I KNOW I'M THE ANTICHRIST!
Even though I became mentally ill, again (because waking up and seeing everything is MADDENING when the rest of the world is clueless), I still remember everything.
I'm channeling my anger to my craft. For a purpose. World peace. This time for real.
When the world is free and everyone is thinking clearly... it will be easy for men and women to couple up because they won't fear and loathe one another.
Coupled people (that aren't religious) actually produce fewer children than those who do not. This means that the world's population will be able to dwindle, naturally. What's more? When more people's minds are free--they will take it upon themselves to take care of other problems...
Like the world's lack of food. We can't rely on the experts if they aren't fixing the problem. There is a VERY easy answer to the food shortage... SKYSCRAPER FARMS. I came up with that idea years ago. Then I heard about an engineer named Jacques Fresco who had come up with the same thing. He has many other fantastic ideas, too... but he's really old. He can't get funding for his ideas!
As far as the lack of drinkable water... desalination plants need to be on every beach... instead of bathing beauties and the creepers that oggle them. The reason this isn't happening is because water barons steal it and sell it in bottles... which is destroying our oceans by killing the animals that ingest all the plastic. Land animals are also eating plastic and dying off in droves.
We're also being toxified (is that a word? did I make that one up, too?) by many different pollutants that we just go to the store and buy, freely. And consume. That's why everyone keeps getting cancer.
All of these problems have solutions. Some haven't been discovered, yet. But that's why scientists need funding. And THAT'S why I need to make a lot of money to start unlimited job creation.
You see? A plan. A real one. But I need your help. I need my messages spread. The good ones. We need to flood the systems with kindness, first.
So... choose me as your AntiChrist so we, together, can open up the consciousness of the planet. Get people excited about cleanup efforts instead of Kim Kardashian's stupid sex life!
...because... remember... this is all in the prophecy, afterall. If the AntiChrist doesn't bring about world peace... then nobody will get raptured. The prophecy says that world peace happens BEFORE the apocalypse. This MEANS that if you are a TRUE believer--you have to let atheism spread the planet whilst you hold on to your belief!
That is God's ultimate test. If you can stay Christian while everyone is atheist... then YOU get to be saved. Nobody goes to heaven without the rapture... REMEMBER???