|Emily AC: Multi-Talented Comedian||
Yeah... it's looking like a gang... with black and red colors... is stalking my house.
So I go tell my friend next door everything... the dude first on bike... then the liquor store incident... now the gang members suddenly walking past and the white hatchback... everything.
I show her how the guy walked... I told her everything he said... then she stopped me...
"Is that the guy?"
I turned to look and the man was looking at me...
"That's one of them... Black shirt, red socks, fatigue shorts. Already walked by, today... watched me from the side of his eyes like this," and I demonstrated for her, "as he crossed the street. That's weird! Nobody does that! Guys just check you out!"
After he walks off... she and I stop chatting and go back home and tell my husband I saw the guy, again. He decides to wash the car at that time.
I get in the garage... "I'm not just going to sit and watch them for patterns... they're constantly watching us! This is going to happen, soon!!! I have make an impression."
So... while my husband is outside the garage he looks over and says, "That him?" I look.
"Yup." I stare the fucker down looking really mean... in my special way. Yeah... you know how black people brag about 'the look' that scares white people?
Well... when white people do it to black people... they get just as scared.. so I think just getting really fucking angry is always scary... no matter what color your skin is!
The guy has a bag from the liquor store... the "excuse" for me spotting him, before... even though he doesn't live on this street... or the next... so he doesn't need to walk down this street.
I walk nearer to him... staring him down as he approaches...
"Howdy, neighbor," making light of the fact that he isn't my fucking neighbor.
He looks at me... pretending to walk casually... forcing his head upward (he seemed nervous), "Gotta' beat this heat."
"Umm-hmmmm" I say in a low hum, with arms crossing.
You know why I said that? 'Cuz it isn't hot, today... for once.
I'm going to mind-fuck each and every one of them that comes near here! I scared the shit out of that guy... I can scare all of those little hooligans :)
This is gonna' play out like a really disturbing episode of Nanny McPhee!
I'm bothered and giddy, at the same time! Is Supermom crazy enough to take on a gang of thugs... solely due to the fact that she'll sound like a lunatic if she goes to the police???
God damn it, yes!!!
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