|Emily AC: Multi-Talented Comedian||
You all MUST thank Mr. Perfect for the world peace plan... because he's a big reason why I was able to achieve happiness.. he was the missing link! He tipped me over the edge!
I came up with the balancing budget part years ago. Maybe Dusty Smith remembers... he thought my idea was awesome! But it was, like, 2010 or maybe even earlier... and it was always like... "How the hell do I get the capital???"
Well... it wasn't until marriage that I considered an online comic. I was obsessed with garfield when I was little. Read all of the book collections that I could find at multiple libraries :) John always said being a cartoonist was nerdy; I didn't care! If you can give someone joy just by drawing funny cartoons I wanted to do it!
It was an amazing experience seeing my site hit 7000 views in a day! Glorious! He was, obviously, a big inspiration to my comic!
But... I'd admired my husband since 5th grade... and he didn't have any idea!
We had a speech due one day... Mr. Perfect showed up to school in drag! I was the kid bullied everyday... school was a living nightmare for me... When I saw him come to school in drag for his Grandma Moses speech... I thought he was meat for the bears, for sure.
No... He did a great job... got back in his regular clothes and he just enjoyed the rest of the day on cloud nine. I was amazed. He was, like, six foot tall in 5th grade... but that part hadn't ocurred to me...
He was always the nicest guy in the group... at the same time as he had a good sense of humor. That's pretty special. Usually nice guys' jokes are stupid. And everybody just loved him. He had poise that most didn't possess... and he had bad posture... so it's baffling!
He and I took years to finally be together, forever... but the AntiChrist gets her choice of men, no worries (in fairness, though... I'm hot for nerds and they're usually single).
Here's to you, my love! To another three incredible years! ...AT LEAST!!!
*wonderful love-making and pass-out afterword*